A 44 year old man from Crestview, Florida has been charged with battery after his girlfriend told police that he sealed off one nostril and blew the contents of the other all over her.
According to Crestview Police Department’s arrest report, the nostril contained blood and other bodily fluids. The man had been in another altercation which caused his nose to bleed.
He allegedly sealed off one nostril and blew the contents of the other nostril on her
The report noted that the woman had blood splattered on her face, chest, arms and pants but there were no signs of any injury on her. The man is due in court on May 4.
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Wow, guess the Crestview Police have a serious shortage of real crime to deal with.
Lou
WHY THAT LIL BOOGER!!
I hope they took DNA evidence.
The fact that this has become a government matter perfectly illustrates why this country is in decline.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA no bloody noses in the kitchen.
I think she’s his “ex-girlfriend” now – where’s the editor?
“The fact that this has become a government matter perfectly illustrates why this country is in decline.”
Or that crimes don’t get bigger than having someone’s booger all over you. That’s not too bad actually LOL
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
I also want to ask sames question “WHY THAT LIL BOOGER!!”
Yeah thanks for the information.
Well, not deadly, but disorderly. If it’s not chargeable, then it would make it perfectly legal to spit or pour pee on someone. While it didn’t hurt anyone (except for the girl’s dignity), laws are there to prevent people from doing these things.
Didn’t know you could get arrested for something like that…
You clearly haven’t been paying attention to the pussyfication of society.
This is a serious crime. Most people aren’t aware of the kind of physical and mental anguish that can result from projectile snot. Many are also not aware that similar violent acts, such as wedgies, noogies, wet willies, shanks, indian burns, and purple nurples, have been on the rise since the mid-20th century. It’s for these reasons that we need congress to approve the Say Uncle Act of 2011, which would see to it that repeat offenders of these heinous crimes get the true punishment they deserve: The Swirlie.
Call your local congressmen and tell them you support the Say Uncle Act.
He intentionally blew his snot and blood all over his girlfriend’s face and body? That’s disgusting.
So whats the boundary on that? After 3 months its okay to fart around her, and after 6 you can blast her with your bloody snot rocket??
Plugg this creeps snot spewing nostrils for at least 30 days. If he fails to learn his lesson, Piss on the pig.
So what if he did? Is she going to file for divorce?
he needed to give her the shot some where else.