The government of North Korea claims it has fashioned a mind-expanding, liquid brain juice dubbed the ‘Super Drink’ that can supposedly multiply brain cells and halt skin aging. Apparently, Nuclear Bombs are not the only thing their government is interested in developing.
Just when you think things can't get any weirder than they a
re, they do. Leave it to the world’s most bizarre and out-of-date regime to produce an anti-oxidation drink that, according to the secretive Korean Central News Agency (KCNA), “protects skin from wrinkles and black spots, and prevents brain infarction by removing acid effete matters in time.”
The Telegraph reports that the mixture contains 60 types of “microelements” extracted from over 30 species of plants. The combination evidently helps improve mental acuity and retention by “multiplying brain cells.” How exactly the juice does this is unclear. Moreover, the KCNA has yet to release the drink’s name or announce its official arrival date on store shelves.
Comment by Mr. Skungeous on July 18, 2010 at 5:31 am
North Korea also claims that their intrepid leader, whose birth was foretold by a talking hummingbird, was born 6 months prematurely, causing all doctors to leave the nation forever in shame. They also claim to have won the 2010 FIFA cup.
Comment by Adam on July 28, 2010 at 12:42 pm
I think everyone on the internet knows how crazy North Korea is.
Comment by someguy on August 5, 2010 at 8:03 am
Multiplies brain cells? Sounds like it could lead to a brain tumor. lol, kim jong ill can kiss my ass
Comment by some girl on March 19, 2011 at 11:18 pm
sounds like you have to smoke week in order to have the right brain cells , whilst drinking thins juice.
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