A team of Russia’s anti-terrorist bomb squad experts in Petrozavodsk were called to a post office after employees reported that a mysterious package was emitting a strange ticking sound. The bomb scare was a false alarm as the scary device turned out to be nothing more than an electric vibrator–a sex toy. The toy had  Continue Reading »

A woman in Kennington, England claims that she is being terrorized by a feral cat who attacks her whenever she steps foot into her garden. She is so afraid of the furry beast that she now refuses to do her gardening anymore. The last attack by the cat left Patti Talbot in the hospital for  Continue Reading »

Britain’s alcoholism and binge drinking problem has long since been epidemic to its residents. Shocking news on the Telegraph reveals that a 3-year old child was admitted to hospital today after being given alcohol regularly for six months. The child was one of thirteen small children who were diagnosed alcoholic between 2008 and 2010 by  Continue Reading »

It can be hard to tell the difference between a religiously devout person and a troll, and watching this video of a girl preach her joy for the earthquake in Japan–extolling it as a “sign from God”, will not help to ease your confusion.

Speaking to a group of students, Burger King CEO Bernardo Hees said that studying for his MBA in England was easy because he was distracted by neither the food nor the women, both of which he deemed lacking.

Eggs hard boiled in children’s urine could be about to sweep the world if a small corner of China has anything to do with it.

Did you know that Charlie Sheen once wrote a book of poetry? The Associated Press reports that the notorious actor published a book of poetry in the 1990′s called “A Peace of My Mind,” with illustrations by director Adam Rifkin. GQ Magazine managed to locate a copy of the rare book and has since begun  Continue Reading »

Mountain bike races don’t look very exciting when you’re a spectator, but for the racers, they’re anything but boring. A video of what it’s like to be a mountain bike racer, as seen from the first person (thanks to the use of a helmetcam) was uploaded by a racer who participated in a race in  Continue Reading »

A man working out at a gym got into the wrong shape when his machine contorted him into a very awkward position. Undoubtedly smashing a few of his ribs in the process, the man will likely be left in a very flexible state that allows him to autofellate, should he manage to overcome the pain.

Anonymous has declared war on Louis Vuitton after the clothing company’s victory in court against an artist who painted a portrayal of a starving African child clutching a handbag.