Revenge is a dish best served cold – with a side of pubic lice. A UK website is selling ‘crab’ eggs that can be planted on victims with the promise that will be itching for a cure within days.
CrabRevenge.com does have a disclaimer stating that they ‘do not endorse giving people lice’ and that they are for ‘novelty purposes only’.  The website is however standing by its business model stating ‘yes, we sell pubic lice and yes, we are proud of it,’

“Make that bitch itch”, the website says. ‘We will sell you crabs to give your ex-girlfriend or whoever has pissed you off enough to make you seek revenge on them. If you want a method of revenge that doesn’t involve permanent damage or risk of personal injury or jail time, you have come to the right place.’

The site claims to sell pubic lice to angry lovers out for revenge

The site claims it has a facility in Britain ‘where we do all of our parasite husbandry and carefully considered selective breeding.’ The website has three packages which includes a ‘single crab colony’ of up to 30 eggs for about $19. These ‘will hatch within days of arrival and mature within the following week’ they claimed.

They also have $51 pack which includes 30 ‘F-strain’ lice which they boast ‘are almost impossible to get rid of’. Health workers in Britain are not amused by their offerings and have hit out at the website. A GP who didn’t want to be named said ‘it’s totally irresponsible and it is a disgrace they are selling them.’
The website has numerous spelling and grammatical errors and while the website says it’s not a joke, it might be hard to take seriously. Although it might seem as a joke, they are not the only website offering public lice for revenge. Revengecrabs.com also has a similar offering, which it says ‘watching them itch and burn is half the fun’

Crab packages

Green package - One colony that can lay as many as 30 eggs for about $19.
Blue package – Three colonies to share with your friends or freeze a batch or two for about $35.
Red package - A vial of “shampoo resistant F-strain crabs” which can take up to two weeks to kill for about $51.