Woman says she became pregnant after watching porn in 3D

May 6, 2010 Oddstuff

A white American woman who had a black baby claims she fell pregnant whilst watching a porn movie in 3D. According to reports, the childs father , who is white was serving in the military in Iraq when she became pregnant.

His wife Jennifer told him the child was conceived whilst watching a porn movie in 3D.
“I see it as suspicious. The films in 3-D are very real. With today’s technology, anything is possible “he said.

Jennifer claimed she went to watch a porn film with her friends in New York and doesn’t usually watch porn movies and that she went to watch it to experience the effects in 3D. Jennifer says the child looks like the black actor in the movie. “A month after watching the movie, I started feeling dizzy and the results were positive.” she said.

Jennifer admits her marriage could be in trouble. “Even though my husband believed in me, my marriage could be at risk. But he knows I’m faithful” she said.

Editor’s Update : “As far fetched as it seems this came from a reputable source. it would, however seem that it is a fabrication. PopJolly staff were unable to validate the source after repeated attempts. The good folks at Gizmodo have clarified the story now. We got onioned . Sorry, move on! ”

363 Comments

  1. Jimbob says:

    I want a 3d cinema in my house so I can start my own city!! And that dude is stupid if he believes that nasty thing.

  2. Dr. Richard White says:

    Because 3D movies use wireless electricity, a very small amount but it is there, it is possible that if sperm got into the air (possibly from a young man a few seats down enjoying his movie), the nuetrons could have lifted a small amout and deposited it into her vagina. Of course this would have to happen a couple thousand times, but it is possible.

  3. troll says:

    she clearly has been fucking black guys while her brave husband is out fighting for his nation, no surprise there, getting a woman to cheat is like getting a dog to eat hot chips, all it has to be is proximate and available, nearly 100% of women will cheat in some form or another or have strongly considered it.

    This hoe is one of the worst, little slag.

  4. Georgia says:

    @Troll

    U SEXIST PIG!!!!!!!

    Not all women cheat on their boyfreinds and it is not just women is it??? yes some people cheat and down with the people that do but i would like you to know that in a relationship it is 9% more likley that a MAN would cheat and that is sientifically proven

  5. Ailtin says:

    Bu-Bu-Bu-Bullshit. I hope I dont get pregnant after watching some 3D Porn because oh shit, he would make no good husband !

  6. CandiAmoure says:

    again I say bullshit!

  7. PRECIOUS says:

    He’s dumb for believing her and she’s dumb for coming up with such a lame lie. Seriously? RIDICULOUS! Blame it on the 3D Porn. LIAR!!!!

  8. That Guy says:

    I cant believe so many idiots buy this story. News flash idiots, it’s a prank.

  9. troll's friend says:

    Oh snap! So 109% of guys would cheat if they could?

  10. Paul says:

    @Georgia

    It’s not “sientifically proven” (your typo not mine) and it can’t be. What you read was that it is STATISTICALLY MORE LIKELY for men to cheat on women IN THAT RESEARCH which could be white men in Angola who work with goats or taxi drivers in New York. Without the info, we can’t make out own minds up on the research.

    It also all depends on where you read it, who wrote it etc. etc. I did a search for ‘do men cheat more than women’ and the very first result is a story saying women are more likely … we will never really know the answer.

    But I think it’s safe to say that people who do cheat deserve the shit storm that awaits them when it comes out (no pun intended). I also think it’s safe to say that people who are cheated on may be a little bias (I speak from experience! ;) )

  11. George says:

    Haha that dude is making fun of her on youtube!

  12. Dave says:

    see thats a fine reason to use protection cause what if they were hiv positive or they got that new herpy thing too. I can tell ya from now on i’m going to be carefull

  13. Sirlols says:

    @Georgia

    So somehow its 109% mans fault for cheating? Silly women and their math. Cheating wouldn’t be a problem if you just stuck in the kitchen or the bedroom. Cheating wouldn’t happen if a woman didn’t have a gaping hole between their legs at all times. Keeping your legs closed is an option as well, as incredible of a challenge as that may seem, its doable.

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